Rockin’ the airwaves and cooking up a storm, radio host and rev-head Brendan Jones, a.k.a. Jonesy of the Jonesy and Amanda Breakfast show, shares his fly-by-the-handle culinary adventures with FoodinFocus, from chugging beers at 9am and making vindaloo curry with his kids, to where he’d take his celebrity interviewees for a night on the town. Like his morning run on the radio, it’s quite the ride…
By Yasmin Newman
Now Jonsey, I understand that you’re a rev-head. But are you also a ‘food head’?
I love things that run on petrol, but I’ve been a big fan of food for 40 years. Food is like my petrol.
Is it more about the eating of food or the cooking of it?
Probably more the cooking. When I go out to eat, I always wonder, ‘how do they do that?’ I remember once, not to name drop, I was having beers with Luke Mangan and I asked him how they make their creamy mash so good. He told me that when you boil the potatoes, you need to rinse them first to get rid of all the starch, then you mash them up. Plus you add a heap of butter and cream…it’s always the butter and cream.
Do you often ask for tips and tricks?
Yes! Whenever I get near a chef I will always pick their brain -when I interviewed Matt Moran (there I go again with the name dropping) I made sure to ask him his tips for a good steak.
Do you put those tips into practice when cooking at home?
Yes, and I cook pretty much every night of the week.
So you’re the primary cook then?
Sure am. The story behind it is that when my wife was pregnant with my eldest son, her morning sickness would kick in at about 5pm in the afternoon, around dinnertime. Now, one can only eat 2-minute noodles for so long, so I just started to cook. I learnt more through trial and error than anything else -I started with the basics, like spaghetti, then progressed to the pastry department, then to the lasagna family, and so on.
So what’s the ‘Jonesy signature style’?
Simplicity. And using fresh ingredients. I’m a big fan of fresh coriander and basil – you just can’t replicate those herbs in any other form.
Do you like to spice things up in the kitchen?
I love making vindaloo curry. In fact my youngest son, who is 5 years old, has just discovered the joy of the vindaloo and making it as hot as you possibly can. If it’s not killing us, I haven’t done my job right!
So what’s your standout dish?
The one I’d serve to the Queen? Oh that’s a tough one. For an entrée, I’d make garlic prawns or salt and pepper squid. I am also a big fan of roast turkey – I love the tradition of getting a big old bird and stuffing it.
So are you a fly-by-the-handle on your motorbike kind of a cook, or more organized and methodical?
Definitely fly-by-the-handle. I don’t know where I got it from, but I have an uncanny talent for being able to measure without having to use measuring devices. I usually just whack it all in and hope for the best. And if my gravy is any testament, I’ve never had a gravy fail – I’ve never left a gravy behind!
So do you clean up after you’ve made this wonderful mess in the kitchen?
I actually don’t make much of a mess, but my wife does put the dishes away. I get in trouble however, for lecturing her on how to pack the dishwasher. For example, she’ll put a chopping board in there and I’ll say, ‘Oh don’t put that in there, don’t do that!’ Which makes me sound like a Nazi!
Where do you suggest she put the chopping board then?
In the oven. Just pop it in when the oven is cooling down and it’ll dry out. Just make sure the oven is switched off and it’s a wooden chopping board, otherwise you’ll have a fire on your hands!
What are two or three items that we will always find in your fridge?
Garlic, green curry paste and tomato sauce. I’m not a big fan of ketchup on my steak, but my wife likes to drown hers in it. I used to care, but I’m alright with it now. Even if I make amazing mushrooms and she drowns them in sauce, I’m ok with it now.
So how does you food schedule work in light of your crazy work schedule?
I get up at 3:30am, so once I get to work I eat some porridge or Weet Bix. The trap with breakfast radio is that lots of companies send food, lots of food. Like Krispy Kreme donuts. When I first started they’d send tray upon tray of donuts and Bob & Pete’s pastries too. It’s a real discipline to not eat them. The important thing to remember when working these hours is that you have to eat, but you don’t want to eat the wrong things.
So what keeps you alive during the show?
Coffee! I’ve recently cut back to just one cup per hour, which I drink scalding hot. But if you drink too much, you get to a point where you’re just so pumped up you can’t talk properly. The other person then proceeds to look at you like you’re crazy…
Do you eat on air?
From time to time, but not often. But by the time 9 o’clock runs around, you feel like you could eat a plate of nachos… and drink a beer. But I only do that four days a week (laughs). I ate a green curry at 9am once.
So tell us about the celebrities! Do you get to hang out with them?
No, not really…
Well hypothetically speaking then, where would you take some of your favourites interviewees?
I’d take Bono to Hotel Hollywood. Someone like Owen Wilson, you’d take to Billy the Pigs in Bondi Junction. Down my way, I’d take Matt Damon to North Cronulla Hotel and and Russel Crow to Caringbah Inn. And for Sandrah Bullock, I’d take her to Como Hilton, it’s a really great place.
And your wife, where do you like to take her for a special evening?
Helen is all about seafood. Seafood seafood seafood. We like to go to Sea Level in Cronulla. And Nick’s, she loves any of their locations.
Now we’re going to play a game where we take your regular segments on the radio show and twist them around food. First up, Dumb Is – What’s the most ridiculous dish you’ve ever made?
Yoghurt pasta.
Terrible!
I had some leftover pasta and I wanted to make a creamy style dish, but all I had in the fridge was some Greek yoghurt. I thought, ‘that’ll be fine!’ I reckon that was 8 years ago, and still, every time I serve up a creamy pasta, the kids go "Oh Dad! Is this that yoghurt pasta again?!" They never let me forget.
Fight Your Flashback – What’s something that you used to love eating, but is not so cool anymore?
Fondue. Oh and the deep fryer. I wish I had one; I have a serious love for deep fryers.
Mine is Chiko Rolls…
I want that to be my flashback! Can I steal that?
Gets My Goulies – What is something that is really trendy, food-wise, that you just can’t get your head around?
It used to be pine nuts; it was in everything! Now I don’t mind that so much as I do ‘jus’. And truffles. I don’t get them, I don’t get why they’re so expensive, they taste like a mushroom, that’s it.